My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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