It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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