Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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