It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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