i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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