I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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