Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I wish there were birth control emojis
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I'm really busy with my period
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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