mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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