ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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