You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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