Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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