just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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