R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
it was like his penis was on wheels.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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