Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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