We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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