We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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