Nicole vs. Life
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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