There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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