He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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