question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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