Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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