Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
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