Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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