I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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