My friends, they love my intelligence
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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