My hair reeks of homosexuality.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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