Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Houston, we have a squirter
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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