My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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