this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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