I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
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