you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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