Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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