You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Randomize
