HIV tests are more positive than that guy
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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