Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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