I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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