I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
people are starting to question the shark bite story
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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