You can't special order awesome
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Your penis caused this!
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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