But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Randomize
