Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize