I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
