So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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