whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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