No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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