remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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