he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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