rhymes with "ouble enetration"
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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