Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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