guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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