Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Randomize
