I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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