I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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