is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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