There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I know her cup size but not her name....
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