a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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