Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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