3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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