worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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